Cocaine found in all shrimp tested in rural UK county

There’s something both very concerning and extremely funny in this story by Agence France-Presse in The Guardian.

Cocaine “in all shrimp” tells me those responsible for water purification are allowing contaminated water into the environment. I can’t imagine these cockroaches of the sea racking out lines, so there’s Charlie in the water.

Cocaine shrimp

There’s also a heavy dose of funny in the appalling lapse of public safety. The population of Suffolk must be partying hard to secrete that much marching powder into the water supply. I can see the internet going bonkers over the idea that people will be able to get high eating shrimp.


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